34. I hate the word "Panties".
35. I want to live on a boat and sail around from island to island
36. I don't think #35 will ever happen...how can I wear dresses and stilettos if I live on a boat?
37. I make my bed every morning.
38. I have an obsession with the dollar tree...it makes me happy.
39. Tonight I slipped on a banana...not a peel, but close enough.
40. I also hate the word "moist".
41. I always cut my cheseburger into quarters.

28. I make lists and never ever look at them again. I think I just need to get the information out of my head.
29. If you click on the ads on this page, I get paid. Thus, earning you a top spot in my circle of trust.
30. Animals like me. Probably more than humans, maybe I should be the next Cesar Milan?
31. I can't imagine my life without Google, Ebay, or Amazon.
32. I'm really good at doing french manicures, but sometimes I just want someone else to give me one.
33. I once swallowed a diamond earring in the 4th grade...by accident. I thought I would die from it.

My Accidental Autobiography

This all started from a forwarded email asking me to list 25 random things about myself. Well, it was much harder then I had anticipated! However, sitting around trying to characterize myself in 25 lines was somewhat inspiring for me! Here's my original 25, plus a couple extra just for kicks:

1. I love the smell of spring, the smell of rain, and the smell of babies-not to be mistaken with the grimy smell of dirty kids.
2. I hate the smell of greasy food, the smell of bowling alleys, and the smell of movie theaters.
3. My favorite sound is the laugh of children. Its pure happiness...
4. On the outside it seems like I have my life together, but inside I have no idea what I'm doing.
5. I have a wild imagination.
6. I worry way too much...and #5 only makes it worse.
7. I like watching movies over and over again. I like quoting lines, even when no one knows what I'm talking about.
8. I don't think I'm funny, but I always make people laugh. Maybe I am funny.
9. I could drive around for hours listening to music. Its what I do. I i rarely listen to a whole song through-that drives my friends crazy.
10. Crooked pictures make me crazy. I fix them wherever I am.
11. The lake is my favorite place in the whole world. The people there are my favorite in the whole world...its my extended family.
12. The people in #11 might not know it. I'm not openly mushy most of the time.
13. I act tough, but I'm secretly a cry-baby.
14. This is much harder than I thought it would be.
15. I only regret one thing I have ever done.
16. I regret many things I have said.
17. I love change. That might explain why I have moved 5 times in a little over 2 years. hm.
18. I love laughing until my stomach hurts.
19. I am not photogenic and that makes me sad
20. When I walk into a store I always have walk the same way. I'm a little OCD.
21. Text messages make me happy.
22. So do silly forwarded emails.
23. I love dirty songs. Its a little embarrassing. When I'm 40 I will still like them.
24. Instead of doing this I should be cleaning.
25. I don't like pointy french fries, they poke the back of your mouth. I only eat the perfectly squared ones. If one end is square, I start there and discard the pointed end. Yes, thats pointless. ha ha get it "pointless"
26. I laugh at my own jokes