34. I hate the word "Panties".
35. I want to live on a boat and sail around from island to island
36. I don't think #35 will ever happen...how can I wear dresses and stilettos if I live on a boat?
37. I make my bed every morning.
38. I have an obsession with the dollar tree...it makes me happy.
39. Tonight I slipped on a banana...not a peel, but close enough.
40. I also hate the word "moist".
41. I always cut my cheseburger into quarters.
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I will never forget the time we were on the island of Cozumel. I got up, made my bed and decided to go to breakfast. I couldn't decide to either wear my flip flops that I bought at the Dollar Tree in St.Louis or my high stilettos- (ok they look great, but with my newly tanned legs, the flip flops the right choice ). This resort had a wonderful breakfast buffet, consisting of my favorite fruits, especially bananas. Sitting at breakfast , looking down at my newly tanned feet with my gorgeous flip flops, I felt something "moist" in my "pantie" area. No big deal, I had spilled my water in my lap. I decided to return to my room to change. Instead, I layed down on my newly made bed and thought about ordering room service for lunch-a cheeseburger-of course cut into quarters--- moral of the story- you can make a story out of anything (remember apples to apples) ha ha luv mom
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