36.  Have you ever wondered how people discovered that pineapple tastes good...how to grind up trees and make paper...and who decided that women should wear makeup and high heels? Yup....this is how I spend my day...figuring out how people figured things out.

37.  When I was younger I used to pretend like I was being interviewed. Like a movie star I guess.  Except I would ask myself the questions....then answer them...outloud!!  Not very movie-star-esque.  If I wasn't so terrible at public speaking maybe I should be a reporter.

38.  I just got back from Seattle and was amazed at the cleanliness of the city.  Even in the heart of downtown!!  Which brings me to #39...

39.  Why in the world do I (or anyone) live in misery....oops (ironically that was really a typo) I meant Missouri.  Just saying.

40.  I guess misery is just easier to type than Missouri.

41.  Have I MENTIONED before that clicking on the ads on this page gets me paid.  Not only does it get me paid...but you might find something you never thought you needed!!

42.  I've been told by many people that I use too many !!!! when I type.  I only do that because I like !!!...who likes to end a sentence with a boring period?  

43.   I'm full of ideas....book ideas (can't write), movie ideas (again...that writing thing really gets me), business ideas, creative ideas....I'm a dreamer.  

44.  Someone very wise (for his age that is) told me that ideas are only good if you do something with them.  That pissed me off.  My daydreams make me who I am...but he was right...good ideas need follow-thru.

45.  The song "where are you going my little one" always makes me cry.  Even typing that made me tear up.  That's not normal.  I know that if and when I get married my Dad will sing it...I won't like it.

46.  People that say "fount" instead of "found" make me laugh.  

47.  My friends ask me "how did you know that" or some variation of that.  My friends ask that a lot.  My typical response...either my Dad or my Grandpa taught me.  

48.  I'm more handy than most men.  I don't hide it either.

49.  My brother and I would walk with Grandpa in the woods...until Grandma whistled....it was time for lunch.  Then she would whistle again....really time for lunch.

50.  My Dad also whistled...and all the neighborhood kids knew what that meant.  Mark anD Carly better hurry home.

51.  I can probably sing most songs on any radio station.  My Mom has great taste in music and she would dance in the car to embarrass us.  Now I do that...except I'm embarrassing myself.

52.  I named Bowser (dog, Boston Terrier) by accident.  He was nameless for weeks and then he fell off my bed and I yelled "oh no Bowser".  Don't think I've ever said that word before in my life....but it was perfect.  

53.  If I had to eat the same meal for the rest of my life I would eat:

either king crab legs or ahi tuna steaks (rare) mmm, fresh pineapple, my Mom's chocolate sheet cake and white corn mixed with Velveeta shells and cheese. mmm 

54.  I mmm a lot.  Especially when I eat.

55.  Good teeth, big hands, and tall.  That will get you in the door.  

56.  When I die I don't want to be buried.  I think it is a depressing waste of time, money, important space and resources.  I would rather be dumped at the lake where everyone can see me every summer and remember the good times.  Much better than visiting me at some sad, lonely graveyard with no happy memories.  Toss me in Big Bay and sing and dance and drink instead.  

57.  So to not end this post on a depressing note...I'll rack my brain for something else.

58.  I'm not even finished with my current apartment and already I am tired of the decor.  

58. !!!!!!!!!